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Six Feet Away, Max — Velcro Tee

$29.00

Six feet is the maximum acceptable distance. And that's only if you're being generous.

The Velcro Petamomus owner and their companion operate as a single unit. They shadow you to every room, monitor every activity, and regard any distance greater than arm's length as a personal offense. This tee is for that person — the one who stopped fighting it and just bought a second couch cushion for the dog.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, lightweight, true-to-size fit. Printed on demand and made just for you.

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