Treats. That's the Whole Platform. — Tee
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Treats. That's the whole platform. They're winning.
No foreign policy. No fiscal plan. No position on infrastructure. One issue. One promise. Absolute commitment. Your pet has been running on the Treats Platform since the day they arrived and has never once broken a campaign promise — because there is only one promise and dinner happens every day.
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