Politically Confused Pets — Conservative Owner Tee
$29.00
Your politics. Your pet's politics. Absolutely not the same.
You stand for tradition, order, and a stable household. Your pet stands for whatever they feel like standing for today — which today appears to be chaos, redistribution of your belongings, and universal access to the couch.
You're conservative. Your pet is decidedly not. They have strong opinions about personal space (yours belongs to them), property rights (also theirs), and the mail carrier (untrustworthy). This is your house divided.
The Politically Confused Pets series: because pets don't care about your politics.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft, lightweight, true-to-size fit. Printed on demand and made just for you.