Chaos agent bandana

The Chaos Agent doesn’t follow rules. The Chaos Agent is the rules—except those rules make no sense, change without notice, and are enforced selectively based on mood.

Every day is a new improv scene and you are simply the supporting cast. The hoodie is for the owner who has made peace with that. Who has stopped asking why. Who has learned to appreciate the chaos, because honestly? Life was boring before.

Wear it. Own it. Something’s probably already knocked over.

Give your pet’s look a playful twist with this bandana collar. Made from durable polyester fabric, it’s built to last through playtime and washes. The adjustable black collar ensures a secure fit and comes in 4 sizes to suit most pets.

• 100% polyester
• Adjustable black collar with plastic buckle
• 4 sizes: S, M, L, XL
• Collar circumference: S: 10″–16.75″ (25.4 cm–42.5 cm); M: 12″–20.25″ (30.5 cm–51.4 cm); L: 14.25″–23″ (36.2 cm–58.4 cm); XL: 15.5″–23.5″ (39.4 cm–59.7 cm)
• Durable construction, machine washable (max 90ºF (30ºC))
• White reverse
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Product size may vary by ±1″ (2.5 cm).