{"product_id":"chaos-agent-bandana","title":"Chaos agent bandana","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Chaos Agent doesn’t follow rules. The Chaos Agent \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the rules—except those rules make no sense, change without notice, and are enforced selectively based on mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery day is a new improv scene and you are simply the supporting cast. The hoodie is for the owner who has made peace with that. Who has stopped asking why. Who has learned to appreciate the chaos, because honestly? Life was boring before.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it. Own it. Something’s probably already knocked over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive your pet’s look a playful twist with this bandana collar. Made from durable polyester fabric, it’s built to last through playtime and washes. The adjustable black collar ensures a secure fit and comes in 4 sizes to suit most pets.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Adjustable black collar with plastic buckle\u003cbr\u003e• 4 sizes: S, M, L, XL\u003cbr\u003e• Collar circumference: S: 10″–16.75″ (25.4 cm–42.5 cm); M: 12″–20.25″ (30.5 cm–51.4 cm); L: 14.25″–23″ (36.2 cm–58.4 cm); XL: 15.5″–23.5″ (39.4 cm–59.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Durable construction, machine washable (max 90ºF (30ºC))\u003cbr\u003e• White reverse\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: Product size may vary by ±1″ (2.5 cm).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Petamomus","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":44109358530663,"sku":"5295421_23142","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":44109358563431,"sku":"5295421_23141","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":44109358596199,"sku":"5295421_23140","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44109358628967,"sku":"5295421_23143","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/2635\/3255\/files\/pet-bandana-collar-black-l-front-6a3ea6cdec82b.jpg?v=1782491208","url":"https:\/\/petamomus.com\/products\/chaos-agent-bandana","provider":"Petamomus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}